Therapy Helps but Screaming Profanities is Faster Soy Candle

Therapy Helps but Screaming Profanities Is Faster and Cheaper Soy Candle

Final Sale: Not eligible for return or exchange. Please contact us if your candle arrives damaged or defective.

For anyone who appreciates a little unfiltered humor. This cheeky candle brings personality to your space and makes a funny gift for your best friend, coworker, or anyone who’s had one of those days.

Details

• 13.5 oz reusable jar
• Dimensions: 3.5" × 3.5" × 4"
• 60+ hour burn time
• Natural soy wax with essential and premium fragrance oils
• Cotton wick
• Phthalate-free, vegan, cruelty-free, and non-GMO
• Hand-poured in Minnetonka, Minnesota
• Made in the USA

Returns at a Glance

Shop with confidence — we offer free returns on eligible items within 14 days of delivery.

• Free return shipping on eligible U.S. returns
• Choose a refund to your original payment method or store credit
• Items must be unworn, unwashed, with tags attached, and in original resellable condition
• Shoes must be tried on indoors and on carpet only and returned unworn with clean soles and original packaging
• One return request per order — please include all items you wish to return in the same request
• No exchanges — simply return your item and place a new order
• Final Sale items, jewelry, hats, accessories, swimwear, gift cards, and holiday wear are not returnable

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Shipping at a Glance

• Orders are processed within 1–3 business days.
• Standard U.S. shipping typically arrives within 5–8 business days after your order ships.
• Shipping rates are calculated at checkout based on your order.
• You'll receive a tracking email as soon as your order ships.
• If you experience a delivery issue, please contact us through our Contact Us page.
• We currently ship within the United States only.

Shipping Notice: To get your items to you as quickly as possible, your order may arrive in separate packages at no additional cost.